I was born in Brooklyn, New York in 1969. Brooklyn was crowded, so the family moved to the Bronx where I sold crayon illustrations of mushrooms and sharks for 10-cents a pop outside of our building. I was able to raise my rates 20 years later when I upgraded to a Macintosh. I currently reside in Albany, New York with my perky wife, Wendi, our awesome son, Jake, and our two XL cats, Simba and Lillie.

Art Education: Etch-A-Sketch, Spirograph
Hand: Righty
Machines of Choice: iBook, G5
Quote: “I'm in demand and I'm unsure why. I get to roll with the flyest of the fly.” – Mike Doughty
Hobbies: Drawing funny pictures for money, really easy sudoku puzzles
Wife: Wendi (est. 11.5.05)
Children: Jake (est. 7.24.07)
Coffee: Decaf, Icy Decaf
Last book read: "World War Z", Max Brooks / "The New Father: A Dad's Guide to the First Year", Armin Brott
Tattoos: None
Scars: Plenty
Clients: Rich ones are the best. I could always use more of those.